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xkcd - A Webcomic - Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Dutch > You

godhatesfangs:

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad’ an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

this is german, not dutch FYI

robgonemild:


gentleman:

deliberatepace:

Dexter. Season 4 premieres in September.  Happy Father’s Day!
YES.

Absolute Yes.

robgonemild:

gentleman:

deliberatepace:

Dexter. Season 4 premieres in September.  Happy Father’s Day!

YES.

Absolute Yes.

dannygarcia:

How a record gets leaked (image)

dannygarcia:

How a record gets leaked (image)

rubenfm:

Air Max 90 Hamburger - Amazing!

:O WANT.

rubenfm:

Air Max 90 Hamburger - Amazing!

:O WANT.

Designated Drivers

Calling a cab means cutting into beer money.

canaduh:

Breakfast Detail (via False)

canaduh:

Breakfast Detail (via False)

roybenjamin:


idledays:
I will never ever forgive Basement Jaxx for this video. I was never the same after the first time I saw it.
My bf is also very freaked out by this music video, I love it. Monkeys


Love it, yup.

roybenjamin:

idledays:

I will never ever forgive Basement Jaxx for this video. I was never the same after the first time I saw it.

My bf is also very freaked out by this music video, I love it. Monkeys

Love it, yup.

how to send sms messages via email

fusioned:

soupsoup:

hilker:

i just tested the at&t & it works great (only i accidentally included my email signature which required seven different messages). does anyone know if the others work?

AT&T: number@txt.att.net
T-Mobile: number@tmomail.net
Sprint: number@messaging.sprintpcs.com
Verizon: number@vtext.com
AllTel: number@message.alltel.com

Where number = your 10 digit phone number.

[h/t devin]

word and if you spend about 10 minutes with php and a text editor (sorry but i’m simply too lazy right now), you can make a webform that anyone can use to send texts thru da worldwidewebs!

noted for future use.

Does anyone still listen to Filter or is it just me?

Take a Picture?

(via fusioned)

I didn't say she stole my money

This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:

  1. I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.
  2. I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.
  3. I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.
  4. I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.
  5. I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask.
  6. I didn’t say she stole my money — only that she stole money.
  7. I didn’t say she stole my money — she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.

(via inky)

that's sunday 7am for ya

lol i just woke up and smoked the joint i found after only 4 hrs of sleep having been drunk/stoned yesterday

jbd2:

via iainclaridge.net


bless you winnie

jbd2:

via iainclaridge.net

bless you winnie

"

Hello,

I was planning to publish a post about you tomorrow, but I’m hoping it doesn’t have to come to that, so I thought I’d pop you a quick courtesy e-mail first.

I noticed recently that you almost never credit reblogs on your tumblelog. I also remember that you got called out for that at least once before, and claimed that you do credit everything. These two sentences are at odds with each other.

I was going to call you out publicly, but that seems unnecessary and a little petty, when it’s such an inconsequential thing as a tumblelog. Nonetheless, you’re a designer, you know how the web is supposed to work, and the way you’re doing it is not the right way. So, regardless of the importance of this overall, I plan to publish the post tomorrow unless you convince me not to. My hope is that it will embarrass you into crediting your reblogs from now on, but if nothing else, three Tumblr employees and my 993 other followers will know what a dick you’re being about something that is really simple and just plain good manners.

"

Nostrich via email (via tmblg)

(via willw)

This post, sense it makes none. What are you trying to say tmblg guy? Way to make a point douchebag. At least you credited nostrich, for once.